I’m about 16, I guess. Mama is off visiting some relative or another, and my sister Debby has gone with her, so the men have the house to themselves. It’s me, Pop, my brother Teddy, and Ricky Flowers, my best friend, who lives with us. Although the absence of the womenfolk entices us with the possibility of hanging around the house watching sports in our underwear, farting and wiping boogers on the sofa, we decide instead to celebrate the complete maleness of the occasion with some Chinese food, and pile into the long-suffering family car.
It’s an extremely beat-up Oldsmobile. It is painted a yellow so faded by the years that it’s really become more of an off-white, and has a brown vinyl top. The passenger-side door was torn off by my mother in a collision between the car and the concrete post protecting a gas pump at the 7-11 up the street. My father has cleverly fixed the door back in place with wire coat hangers, but of course it no longer opens. We enter the car through the window, like on The Dukes of Hazzard, and as always we shout “Yee Haw!!!” as we climb in. I love this memory.
Teddy rides up front with Pop, and Ricky and I are in the back seat. Pop starts the car with his trusty screwdriver; the key went missing a year ago. On the day it disappeared Debby was running down the street and ran face-first into a piece of lumber sticking out of the back of a truck. She injured her eye, not very seriously but it bled, and her panicked screams were heard several blocks away. In desperation Pop tore out the ignition and started the car with a screwdriver, and drove her to the hospital. Later the key turned up, but by then the ignition had been destroyed and the key was useless. Ignitions are expensive and the money never seemed to be around, so the screwdriver stayed.
After a couple of false starts the engine catches and we’re off. It’s a heavy summer evening in Richmond, overcast and we’re praying for the rain to come ‘cause it’s 100 degrees and the car has no air conditioner. But thoughts of Chinese food are comforting, and we take back streets towards our favorite place, out in the East End, so that there’s a constant breeze from the windows.
The radio is on as we drive, and the news is full of another day of Oliver North’s testimony over the Iran-Contra scandal. Pop is conflicted over this story. On the one hand he is appalled at the activities North engaged in, and wants the men responsible punished. But on the other hand, he can’t help but respect North’s courage, in his refusal to name names, to “rat on his friends.”
As the reports unfold he becomes more and more agitated, yelling at the reporter on the radio, and finally snaps it off. But this does not end the discussion. Ostensibly, I suppose, he’s talking to us, since we’re right there in the car with him, but really he’s having the argument with himself. He’s Hamlet. He’s reciting his own soliloquy, and we’re just in the audience.
“Umm…Pop…” Teddy says after a while, “isn't that the way to the Chinese place?” He points plaintively down the road we've just crossed.
When there's no answer, I reach up and grab his shoulder, and repeat the question. He looks at me for a second as if trying to remember who I am. Then, realizing where we are, he tries to play it off. "This is a shortcut," he says, and his attitude is the same as that of my cat when she pretends she meant to fall off the television.
After a few moments he turns on an unfamiliar road, but we're at least heading in the right direction now. But he just keeps talking and driving, and soon we’re someplace none of us boys have ever seen before. We’ve driven so far East that we’re no longer in the city at all, or even in Henrico County.
As if waking from a dream, Pop shakes his head and looks around him, then makes a couple of quick turns, as if nothing was wrong, and pulls into the parking lot of an abandoned drive-in theater to turn around and head back west.
He pauses for a moment before returning to the road. “You boys hungry?” he asks.
“Well, of course we're hungry. Listening to you arguing with yourself is hungry work.”
He denies that he was arguing with himself, says that he was discussing the important news of the day with his sons.
“Don’t discussions generally,” I ask, “involve one person saying something, and then a comepletely different person saying something?”
He laughs and admits that he was excessively caught up in the evening's civics lesson. But at least now we’re on the right track, he assures us. He knows exactly where we are, and Chin-Yung, the restaurant we're going to, is only a few miles away. We’ll be there soon.
He pulls back onto the road, but the nowhere we're in doesn't seem to change much as the miles pass. It’s dark now. My brother was already asleep when we turned around. Ricky and I are awake and aggravated, but the whispered passing of trees on the dark road, the warm air from the open window, the gentle swaying of the car on the backroads and the accompanying rhythmic rattling of the broken door, are hypnotic, and soon we’re nodding off, too, to the sound of the argument having started afresh.
We’re awakened by the sound of the driver’s side door slamming. We look up and find ourselves outside our apartment, and that it's been almost two hours since we left home.
Pop is walking towards the front door. I climb over Teddy and out the window, “Hey, hang on! Chinese Food? Weren’t we getting Chinese food?”
He stops and looks back at me in some confusion. “You know,” he says after a moment, “I believe we were.” He walks back toward the car, but stops and checks his watch. “It’s too late for Chinese now, anyway” he says.
“But, but…Chinese food,” I say, pleading. “Chinese food?”
“Don’t worry,” he says, “we’ll order a pizza.”
It’s an extremely beat-up Oldsmobile. It is painted a yellow so faded by the years that it’s really become more of an off-white, and has a brown vinyl top. The passenger-side door was torn off by my mother in a collision between the car and the concrete post protecting a gas pump at the 7-11 up the street. My father has cleverly fixed the door back in place with wire coat hangers, but of course it no longer opens. We enter the car through the window, like on The Dukes of Hazzard, and as always we shout “Yee Haw!!!” as we climb in. I love this memory.
Teddy rides up front with Pop, and Ricky and I are in the back seat. Pop starts the car with his trusty screwdriver; the key went missing a year ago. On the day it disappeared Debby was running down the street and ran face-first into a piece of lumber sticking out of the back of a truck. She injured her eye, not very seriously but it bled, and her panicked screams were heard several blocks away. In desperation Pop tore out the ignition and started the car with a screwdriver, and drove her to the hospital. Later the key turned up, but by then the ignition had been destroyed and the key was useless. Ignitions are expensive and the money never seemed to be around, so the screwdriver stayed.
After a couple of false starts the engine catches and we’re off. It’s a heavy summer evening in Richmond, overcast and we’re praying for the rain to come ‘cause it’s 100 degrees and the car has no air conditioner. But thoughts of Chinese food are comforting, and we take back streets towards our favorite place, out in the East End, so that there’s a constant breeze from the windows.
The radio is on as we drive, and the news is full of another day of Oliver North’s testimony over the Iran-Contra scandal. Pop is conflicted over this story. On the one hand he is appalled at the activities North engaged in, and wants the men responsible punished. But on the other hand, he can’t help but respect North’s courage, in his refusal to name names, to “rat on his friends.”
As the reports unfold he becomes more and more agitated, yelling at the reporter on the radio, and finally snaps it off. But this does not end the discussion. Ostensibly, I suppose, he’s talking to us, since we’re right there in the car with him, but really he’s having the argument with himself. He’s Hamlet. He’s reciting his own soliloquy, and we’re just in the audience.
“Umm…Pop…” Teddy says after a while, “isn't that the way to the Chinese place?” He points plaintively down the road we've just crossed.
When there's no answer, I reach up and grab his shoulder, and repeat the question. He looks at me for a second as if trying to remember who I am. Then, realizing where we are, he tries to play it off. "This is a shortcut," he says, and his attitude is the same as that of my cat when she pretends she meant to fall off the television.
After a few moments he turns on an unfamiliar road, but we're at least heading in the right direction now. But he just keeps talking and driving, and soon we’re someplace none of us boys have ever seen before. We’ve driven so far East that we’re no longer in the city at all, or even in Henrico County.
As if waking from a dream, Pop shakes his head and looks around him, then makes a couple of quick turns, as if nothing was wrong, and pulls into the parking lot of an abandoned drive-in theater to turn around and head back west.
He pauses for a moment before returning to the road. “You boys hungry?” he asks.
“Well, of course we're hungry. Listening to you arguing with yourself is hungry work.”
He denies that he was arguing with himself, says that he was discussing the important news of the day with his sons.
“Don’t discussions generally,” I ask, “involve one person saying something, and then a comepletely different person saying something?”
He laughs and admits that he was excessively caught up in the evening's civics lesson. But at least now we’re on the right track, he assures us. He knows exactly where we are, and Chin-Yung, the restaurant we're going to, is only a few miles away. We’ll be there soon.
He pulls back onto the road, but the nowhere we're in doesn't seem to change much as the miles pass. It’s dark now. My brother was already asleep when we turned around. Ricky and I are awake and aggravated, but the whispered passing of trees on the dark road, the warm air from the open window, the gentle swaying of the car on the backroads and the accompanying rhythmic rattling of the broken door, are hypnotic, and soon we’re nodding off, too, to the sound of the argument having started afresh.
We’re awakened by the sound of the driver’s side door slamming. We look up and find ourselves outside our apartment, and that it's been almost two hours since we left home.
Pop is walking towards the front door. I climb over Teddy and out the window, “Hey, hang on! Chinese Food? Weren’t we getting Chinese food?”
He stops and looks back at me in some confusion. “You know,” he says after a moment, “I believe we were.” He walks back toward the car, but stops and checks his watch. “It’s too late for Chinese now, anyway” he says.
“But, but…Chinese food,” I say, pleading. “Chinese food?”
“Don’t worry,” he says, “we’ll order a pizza.”
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