Sign outside a local contruction site: CAUTION—LASER IN USE
Shouldn’t a warning sign make you not want to go in? ‘Cause I saw that, and I started looking for an open door. I wanna see that goddamned laser. Who wouldn’t?
I wonder what other, equally ineffective, signs they had up. Maybe a WATCH FOR FALLING BEER sign, or one that reads WARNING: BOOBIES.
UPDATE (11/10): Heh. Got drunk last night, memory is a bit hazy. Woke up this morning to find the sign on my wall. Must've gone out and stolen it in the middle of the night. Ah, I feel like a kid again.
Shouldn’t a warning sign make you not want to go in? ‘Cause I saw that, and I started looking for an open door. I wanna see that goddamned laser. Who wouldn’t?
I wonder what other, equally ineffective, signs they had up. Maybe a WATCH FOR FALLING BEER sign, or one that reads WARNING: BOOBIES.
UPDATE (11/10): Heh. Got drunk last night, memory is a bit hazy. Woke up this morning to find the sign on my wall. Must've gone out and stolen it in the middle of the night. Ah, I feel like a kid again.
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